On a team loaded with douches, I am beginning to lean heavily towards Mike Green as the DoucheKing. Semin is a candidate, but one mostly feels sorry for a "man" who fights like a little girl in the second grade. Ovechkin gets a lot of votes, he is for certain some kind of ass clown. Brucie Boohoo gets plenty too. Between the sauce on his face for episode one of 24/7, his red pajamas he wore, his epic gut and endless pencentric whining, I give him MANY first place votes..........but, he is also kind of just, well pathetic. But #52, he is a true douche. Any man who rides a vespa to his job in slippers, KNOWING that he is being filmed.........douche. A hockey player who grabs his face and whimpers after any contact, real or imagined? Douche. A guy who looks to the heavens after scoring a second period goal in a regular season game in December......douche..........what do you think? Ovie? Seminbreath? Green? BooHoo?
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